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How to Play Big Booty (Big Booty Big Booty Big Booty Oh Yeah)

You know, when Google's How To of the day is called "How to Play Big Booty," I have to read the rest of that. I'd never heard of Big Booty (the game, not the booty), but now that I've read the instructions, I'm afraid I'll likeny never play it, either.

"Big Booty" is a rhythm game involving a group of at least three people. Due to being passed on primarily through word of mouth Big Booty has no standard rule set, and differs both on rules and name based on locaiton of play. Basic rules, however, remain the same. This article descibes one variation of the game. It's a great ice breaker and party game. Both children and adults can enjoy it, because it never fails to create lots of laughter in a group. Read on and you'll see why.

How to Play Big Booty - wikiHow

Seems like the sort of thing better learned by someone whoe's played it before than by reading a how to guide. Also seems like the sort of thing that simply isn't done at parties I go to. We tend to play "somebody catch that kid before he runs into the street" or "do you have any diapers I could borrow?"

Carry on.

check out the HowTo swicki at eurekster.com

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How to Survive an Encounter with George W. Bush

It occurs to me, after seeing several how-to articles on the internet, that it might be valuable to know How to Survive an Encounter with President George W. Bush. I think I should do some research and post that here, as a public service. Yes?

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How to Make People Think You Are Normal / Unbelievable Book Title

Another day, another damned odd book title. This time from the world of normalcy.

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How to Fold a Fitted Sheet Perfectly Every Time

Target Australia has a great page on how to fold a fitted sheet, and I've linked it here even though I don't like that they've mashed "every time" into one word there: "everytime." (No need to tell me how anal retentive it is of me to mention this... I know, I know.) It's a good page and I'm happy to report that this is the method (sort of) that I've been using for years. So, of course, has Martha Stewart (or her staff has, anyway). You can't copyright a method for folding sheets, I suppose, so I'm not accusing either of theft. The difference between the target site and the Martha site is presentation. The Target presentation is more appealing, I suppose, because they use drop shadows and white borders and a more casual appearance. Also the heading "How neat is that!" Maybe if Martha's site included pictures from the prison laundry... okay... you had to see that coming, didn't you?

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