Tweets Digested

Enviably Odd Book Title: Bucket of Tongues (ping.fm/KcIFe) #
Just heard the neighbor: "Up! Stay! Sit! Come here!" Dogs must understand human commands on a higher level of wtf. #
Watching girls chasing gulls enjoying a cheese nip. Doesn't even sound like a euphemism. #
Thin Mint cereal. You're welcome. #
8yo: "I want an understudy for my life so I could just take a day off." #
Happy Maundy! I mean, Thursdy! I mean, oh, dammit, never mind. I'm going to hell. #

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