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  • Remember, you are dust. Because you are what you eat. #
  • When all else fails, blame a dingo. #
  • He amused himself while ironing by imagining it possible to iron ironically. #
  • 11YO, opening Pokemon cards: "I got a Squirtle." Me: "You should probably change your pants." He was not amused. #

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