Tweets Digested

I'm not above overpromoting the Games Games Games Games Games T-shirt. (ping.fm/ZFwL2) #
Awake in opposite rooms. Maybe the baby would come tonight. Or a siren meant for him. Or a web page would finally load, revealing nothing. #
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, shame on the government for letting me be such a fool. #
What's up with the twitter tape delay? Is Janet Jackson on Twitter now? #
Kids on the playground are throwing shoes at each other. So far none of them have been detained. #
Right angles are not always correct. Don't tell me you weren't thinking it. #
Waiting wouldn't bother him if not for the other parents. This one did not bathe, that one called it soccer. All of them imbeciles at best. #
I write books, and I still want the Kindle to speak. (ping.fm/NzWKr) #

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