Tweets Digested

What am I supposed to call it if my actual cat has an actual nosebleed? And then what if it turns out to be bird blood from a recent kill? #
I hate when you all go to bed. Because then it's past my bedtime. And if I'm still up, I'm being naughty. Admittedly, naughty usually wins. #
I don't know why, but I really just wanted to try the diggbar. So I did. digg.com/u18k6 #
Trying diggbar one more time and then I promise back to the whatever-else-I-need-to-get-back-to. digg.com/u18lx #
#followfriday @rsmallbone is the funny #
rt @terrybain I think the only way I'm going to be able to get my attention today is to retweet myself. I'll let you know if it works. #
#followfriday You should follow @nick because I got my royalty statement today and, quite frankly, he could use all the help he can get. #
I don't know how many thumbs she has, but @melissasantos is damnably funny. I dare you to follow her. #followfriday #
Why is it so freakishly cold in my house? And why am I asking you? And what the hell are you doing in my house? #

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