Tweets Digested

Smile. You are about to go on stage. twitpic.com/2o9dp #
In the end, we're all WYSIWYG. #
Don't tell anyone. I knew the kitchen spray nozzle was taped. I do love those kids. #
11yo is writing a screenplay. Do our children eventually just eat us? #
To celebrate April Fool's Day, I have simply been myself all the livelong day. #
Hm. Instead of stars I appear to be giving pulsating gray bullets. Good one, Twitter! For a second I thought I was using PowerPoint! #

Gathered and digested by the LoudTwitter robot. Follow me on Twitter.