Tweets Digested

I lost two followers since yesterday! I must be doing something right! [548] Oh. By the way: #fuckcancer #
Kids are downstairs comparing our family to John Grogan's. This can't end well. johngroganbooks.com #
If y'all are yellin at @nick, y'all are carin' too much about @nick. Back to the hilarity, okay? #
Hi. #
Just trying to figure out this whole twitter thing. Hi again. Silly. #
Can I tweet about my dogs & cat if I actually wrote a dog and cat book? Published by Random House? Can I get a ruling on this? #NowImADouche #
Just got handed my hat in Wii boxing by a Mii wearing Tina Fey glasses. I could use a good cry now, okay? I'll be back later. #
✌ #
Tomorrow I'm going to handwrite all my tweets and draw little stars by them and post them on my refrigerator where they belong. #
This is Twitter. Enjoy. (twitter.com/) #
11yo "What?" 8yo "I said, I love my new shoes." 11yo "I thought you said, I love my issues." In my house, these are the only 2 options. #

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