Tweets Digested

Monday morning earworm: "I'm a little #tcot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout." You know the rest. #
There is no correct spelling for the sound a rimshot makes. So don't spell it at all, people. What? No, I... Dammit, is nothing sacred? #
Apparently the word "beer" does get my attention. I didn't salivate though, Pavlov. I mean, officer. #
Reading out loud before publishing can keep you from sounding stupid. The internet, however, seldom rewards this not-sounding-stupid-ness. #
My agent (@jennybent) shouts me out and posts about the "slush." Thanks, Jenny. ping.fm/fmNF7 #
Thanked our flying machine just arose. We're limning late onto Labraska. Don't know about you. M? Said it, Sailergrrl. #celebtweets #
Don't all the cool apps already do what new twitter.com/replies does? Pick it up or nobody will visit this silly website anymore. #
Shutting twitter off for awhile. Send a note by paper airplane if you need me. #
3yo: "Tom Sawyer! There's a frog on your head!" #
"This program is presented with limited commercial interruptions" is hulu code for "couldn't find actual sponsors for this stinking pile." #
Pardon me, but isn't every bar the genius bar? #
I don't even know what I'm trying to accomplish anymore, but it certainly isn't what I'm not accomplishing. #
How do I insulate myself from people reposting every cornflicker worm story on the internet? #

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