Tweets Digested

Dear AT&T WiFi. I have not been connected for 23 hours. I connect to very few things for that long. Who do you think you are? Twitter? #
#followfriday #ruleofthree Smart. Funny. Stimulating. @blondediva11 #
RT @joeschmitt: I assume everyone [NOT] on my #followfriday list will rt to brag they [DIDN'T MAKE] the cut. tr.im/joesfollowfriday #
#followfriday #ruleofthree Hilarity. Quotablamity. Not an actual squirrel. @secretsquirrel #
#followfriday #ruleofthree 1. Happy birthday to you. 2. Happy birthday to you. 3. Etc. @sniffyjenkins #
#followfriday #ruleofthree 1. Hilarious "dart-through-head" pigeon! 2. Very Easy to type "tj." Even drunk. 3. Not an actual pigeon. @tj #
"I'm not in the book!" --Gopher tinyurl.com/cyelo6 #
I think my brain just ate everything I ever knew. #

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