Tweets Digested

Are those definitions actually ads? Um. Okay. So long as they advertise/define the fail whale, 'case that's all I'm getting this morning. #
Gotta go now. Apparently 11YO thinks he needs socks. Parenting is hard, people. #
Since it's pretty much the only thing I'm seeing on twitter today, I just starred the fail whale. #
rt @CranberryPerson Very cool article about @arjunbasu, an awesome twitterer of fantastic, tiny stories tinyurl.com/cv9vy2 #
I think I just ate some pea soup. God, I hope that was pea soup. #
If 8YO continues to hum "Dancing Queen," I may need to bring some hamfisted intervention down on her iPod. #
Is the fail whale on ExecTweets? #
#EnviablyOddBookTitle: My Hippo Has the Hiccups: And Other Poems I Totally Made Up (ping.fm/2YrmF) #
The young ladies in front of me are watching Twilight on a laptop. With the sound off. Which I hear is the best way to watch it. #
OH: "I just started working at a beer consultancy." I may have heard that wrong. I really hope not. #
Today's #wordcount: 1,128. Neato. #
Headed to 31 flavas. Will rock the world class chocolate so hard. #
you should follow @arjunbasu, @igotyourcrazy, and @sween. 8 more picks at twibes.com/?r=T1 #

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