feedMe and My Swicki Made the Top Ten
Hey, my swicki made the top ten in the swicki directory. How cool is that? I have no idea. Is that pretty cool? Of course you know I love my swicki. And I've listed eleven reasons. This just gives me one more reason. “I'm in the top ten! w00t!” Yes, people actually find my site, and find me, via swicki, in case you were wondering. They also find me via Google and Yahoo! and MSN and all those other search guys. But they're so impersonal. And here's one more reason. Nobody, not even once, has ever... ever... come to my site via swicki looking for pictures of Mariah Carey naked. With MSN? This is the number one thing they are looking for. And those folks will never ever find it there. So I have to assume they are disappointed. With Swicki? All I have to do is toss the Mariah Carey naked search terms into the trash, and folks don't make that mistake. Ever. Unless they get frustrated and run to another of their search engine options, at which point they may or may not find me. Though now that I've mentioned those keywords in sequence a couple of times, I have to assume I'll get more traffic again. Alas. If you are reading this and thought you might find naked pictures of Mariah Carey, you are really wasting your time. She doesn't even pose nude, folks. If you see naked pictures of her, they are likely fakes. So do something more useful with your time, like read a funny book about dogs. Meanwhile, me and my swicki? Top ten. Not a fake. Listening to “Blue Sky Sparkling Day” by Elizabeth McMahon from the album Blue Sky Sparkling Day on
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