I was a little surprised and amused by this. I almost never wear a tie.
But on father's day last year? I wore a tie.
If I receive a tie for father's day this year? I will wear a tie.
If I get a hat, I will wear a hat.
If I get a book, I will wear a book.
Er, I would read a book?
If I get a thong... okay, I have to draw the line somewhere. I will not wear the thong. I do not expect anybody will buy me a thong, but I want to go on record here as telling you that should you buy me one, it will be wasted.
But I would wear a shirt that said something ridiculous, like “world's greatest dad” or even “orange county choppers.” I would wear that. And I would wear rainbow sunglasses or a polyester sweater or shoes that are too small.
Now you know.
Blessings.
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