Keith Richards Falls from Coconut Tree

Chicka Chicka Boom Boom (Aladdin Picture Books)
Bill Martin Jr., John Archambault

If you can put “Keith Richards” and “Falls from Coconut Tree” logically into the same headline, you do it as a matter of course, even if you have nothing further to say. Which I don't. Especially given the cheeky treatment he's already receiving.
Independent Online Edition > News: Half-way up Richards - reformed heroin addict and one-time hellraiser - slipped and fell to the ground, severely banging his head in the process.
Banging his head? Ha. Funny. My side aches from that one. Say it again. Hope you had a better weekend than this, y'all.

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