It's April Fools Day. Consider this your warning (if you are the sort who forgets). My kids will likely let me have it today. It's their favorite holiday of the year.
Sigh.
And I mean that...
Sigh.
Maybe I should just disappear this year like I did last year (I was in Portland for a reading). Or I could pretend to be sick. Or I could wear a disguise.
Or I could just take it like a dad.
I'll likely take it like a dad... and even pretend they got me when they didn't get me.
Here's something... be careful turning on the water in the kitchen. Make sure the spray nozzle trigger hasn't been taped closed. Also, if you can't log in to your computer in the morning, your password has likely been changed by the giggling eight-year-old to "aprilfools" or some such item. Finally, when you turn on the water in the shower, beware of rotating showerheads pointed in your direction, and shower valves forced to stay in the "on" position.
The cat would like to remind everyone that it is not funny to feed her, then brush here while eating. Though this is not necessarily an April Fool's joke, it isn't funny anyway. Neither catnip. Nor having dogs in the house all the time. Why do they insist on having dogs in the house all the time?
Oh, and since it's April 1st, that reminds me that April is National Poetry Month. So here's a poem for y'all.
FAME’S PENNY-TRUMPETLewis Carroll[Affectionately dedicated to all “original researchers” who pant for “endowment.”]
Blow, blow your trumpets till they crack,
Ye little men of little souls!
And bid them huddle at your back -
Gold-sucking leeches, shoals on shoals!
Fill all the air with hungry wails -
“Reward us, ere we think or write!
Without your Gold mere Knowledge fails
To sate the swinish appetite!”
And, where great Plato paced serene,
Or Newton paused with wistful eye,
Rush to the chace with hoofs unclean
And Babel-clamour of the sty
Be yours the pay: be theirs the praise:
We will not rob them of their due,
Nor vex the ghosts of other days
By naming them along with you.
They sought and found undying fame:
They toiled not for reward nor thanks:
Their cheeks are hot with honest shame
For you, the modern mountebanks!
Who preach of Justice - plead with tears
That Love and Mercy should abound -
While marking with complacent ears
The moaning of some tortured hound:
Who prate of Wisdom - nay, forbear,
Lest Wisdom turn on you in wrath,
Trampling, with heel that will not spare,
The vermin that beset her path!
Go, throng each other’s drawing-rooms,
Ye idols of a petty clique:
Strut your brief hour in borrowed plumes,
And make your penny-trumpets squeak.
Deck your dull talk with pilfered shreds
Of learning from a nobler time,
And oil each other’s little heads
With mutual Flattery’s golden slime:
And when the topmost height ye gain,
And stand in Glory’s ether clear,
And grasp the prize of all your pain -
So many hundred pounds a year -
Then let Fame’s banner be unfurled!
Sing Paeans for a victory won!
Ye tapers, that would light the world,
And cast a shadow on the Sun -
Who still shall pour His rays sublime,
One crystal flood, from East to West,
When ye have burned your little time
And feebly flickered into rest!I'm listening to “The Fool” by Ellis from the album Everything That's Real on .flickr tags: fool
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