lifestages/ What We Expect

These are the lifestages as described by a five year old girl (my daughter), and I'm thinking they're pretty accurate:

What to Expect the Toddler Years
by Arlene Eisenberg

  1. Infant
  2. Toddler
  3. Kid
  4. Teenager
  5. Parent
  6. Grandparent
  7. Zombie
  8. Ghoul
  9. Ghost
I'm thinking of writing to the What to Expect folks with a proposal: What to Expect: The Zombie Years. Do you (or your children) have anything to add? What do you expect from the Zombie (/Ghoul/Ghost) years? I'm listening to “War (What Is It Good For?)” by Edwin Starr from the album AM Gold: 1970-1974 on badgeitunes61x15lite.gif .

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