lifestages/ What We Expect
These are the lifestages as described by a five year old girl (my daughter), and I'm thinking they're pretty accurate:

What to Expect the Toddler Years
by Arlene Eisenberg
- Infant
- Toddler
- Kid
- Teenager
- Parent
- Grandparent
- Zombie
- Ghoul
- Ghost

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