Doggles Wearable Ionizer

ionizerOkay. This:
Doggles Wearable Ionizer: the Ionizer works like any home version (by making airborne particles heavy enough to drop to the ground), except it gets clipped to Rover’s collar. So now while he’s busy answering your texts and phone calls, taking pictures of table legs and poop, and trying to communicate his intense dislike of you, your dog’s lungs will always be filled with crisp, clean, germ-free air.
Message to folks creating this garbage: stop it immediately or I will sick my hacking, coughing, wheezing German Shepherd Dog on your hindquarters.

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