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Overheard at Starbucks / "Iced Cream"

First thing's first. This is absolutely true.

Herewith a conversation between two Starbucks baristas:

Barista 1: "I love cream."

Barista 2: "Oh, me too. I could just drink cream. Like just a whole cup of cream."

Barista 1: "You know what would be good? I would love this. Just like cream, but iced. You know? Frozen. Like, Iced Cream."

Barista 2: "What did you say?"

Barista 1: "Cream. Just like this, but iced. Iced Cream, you know."

Barista 2: "No. I mean... say that one more time."

Barista 1, slowly, as if Barista 2 is utterly deaf: "Iced... Cream..."

Long pause. More long pause.

Barista 1: "Oh. Oh God. I am such an idiot."

This, of course, made my day.

No, my week.

Maybe my month.

Let this be a warning to all baristas everywhere. I'm a Starbucks blogger. What you say may end up online.

Blessings.

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