Free Slurpees on 7/11 (that's today!)

UPDATE: Apparently 7-Eleven is running this very same promotion This year, so run right out and get your 7.11 ounces of brain-freezy goodness.

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And don't blame me if your local shop is out of cups. I mean, they only have like 3 million in the U.S. And you gotta expect your neighbor to already have one for his entire family. You have been warned.
ImageHey, it's July 11 (7/11, you know), and to celebrate, 7-Eleven is giving away free Slurpees: Welcome to Slurpee.com. Now, you don't have to tell me that “while supplies last / limited quantities available / specially marked 7.11 oz cups only” means “hurry, we can't feed the world / don't expect to get a lot of free slurpee”... but you can expect to see me in line for my free dose of corn syrup any second now. 7.11 oz is probably just about all the corn syrup my body can handle in a day anyway.

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