Judging by the number of hits I'm receiving from Technorati via Paris Hilton tag, I'm relatively certain there is some interest on the internet in hamburger technology a la car washes and spicy "that's hot" burger-ness.
Therefore I provide you with all the best and worst links on the subject (you decide which are which)... the first two links will lead you to the ad you were looking for in the first place (I'm only guessing, of course, but I doubt you were looking for the website of the author of a very funny dog book when you came here):