Amazon.com has determined that You Are a Dog contains two Statistically Improbable Phrases [SIPs], and is now posting them on the You Are a Dog purchase page.
I feel no remorse in spoiling the surprise, however, telling you that the two Statistically Improbable Phrases are rou rou rou rou and bouncing thing.
I'm sort of surprised there weren't more, but I guess I'm being compared to several hundred thousand books, and you never know what a writer is going to write and how many times it has been written before.
Sort of fun gadget, but also kind of useless.